Almost a month without opening the elejota and I come to upgrade ... with this ¬ ¬
But I could not pass up the opportunity and much as I bashed the poor twitter (do not blame them if I removed these days XD) for my dusty q q elejota best to express my utter hatred for New Moon ¬ ¬ ... by q if, hate the movie much much MUCH ...
not know how or where to start, and q are so many things I mean, I do not want to make it so long, so we'll go back q spot ...
SFX - special effects improved in comparison to twilight, but remain poor, and the gusts are not ridiparticles when they run, or so many jumps and stuff chafisimas now preferred the slow motion acrobatics and a little more work but as I said still lacking to say q were rescued, the Care Bears wolves that were fighting to passable, but neither were the Maravila (when Jacob fights with the other wolf was very similar to that of the bears in the golden compass and so is the line of all these scenes), but in a nutshell in the appearance of sfx if things improved. Adaptation
- HATE with all my heart and beyond adaptation, I do not understand how it is possible q's a bad book sooo crappy take out an adaptation that is still worse than the book that in itself is bad! !, really, my mind nor understands it, and I mean bad adaptation that focused on the details with the secondary characters and ruin the little good that has the book and killed literalmete the backbone of the story (is so simplistic q q q is unforgivable not even managed to rescue it) why not look not even Jacob, Edward and I will save at the end (failfailFAIL! Edward), and plague well ... was the most faithful to the book and what it charged q bitch obviously I fell very bad, but going back to basics, I remember in the book q q Edward yet not in much of the development of history, if corny moments where you realize you really had a relationship with Q fever before it was established and all, and had confidence, not be noticed qaAlthough things were fast there and everything was said between them and here the interaction between Edward and fever before the drop is minimal! I say minimum ... ZERO! Literally dismembered parts where Edward leaves and made a very wrong collage of 5 minutes where pseudonoviasgo looked a strange, wizened, sooo bleh!, AND THUS BELIEVE THAT ONE IS GOING TO SWALLOW THE GREAT LOVE THAT HAVE THE VAMPIRE AND THE HUMAN NONA?? but noooo course, and therefore is not credible the trauma that plague happens after abandonment. And with that I can take for granted that I did not like any adaptation, if not convey any sense at key moments, as you may think that the viewer will believe after the epic! Love to scream at the 4 winds finallythat of the movie?
The Cullen
- Q have become extras in the movie wasted, because if everyone has a dialogue with more than 3 sentences is saying something, and sadly, at least for someone like me which only cares about vampires strawberries in history, they were the reason for monitoring the fandom, and if they were the reason why I wanted to see the movie, and at the end was all FAIL, with super Cullen underutilized and pessimism that characterized makeup and only served to fill the 5 minutes they would not spend the jabobo, it's really sad to see the Cullens have missed. Because if it is OK to leave little, but could do something good in the family scenewhere voting for the future of q fever was a scene certainly entertaining, but SOOO short TT, and it was not just q up despite Rosafail that scene leaves you wanting more Cullens, or we could do better at the party But no, they put muuy force and relegated to the vampires to be extras in a movie dedicated to emo! fever manadita traumadita and wolves around naked.
Alice ... and Jasper - * so * angry pseudofan on unforgivable AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH remove parts SHIPPERILES OF THESE TWO! So if it was like to kill someone! I expected q rescued a dialogue in which Alice Jasper express how important it is for her>. \u0026lt;but NOOOOO it passed through the arch of the triunfo and then take away my EPIC reunion at the airport! ahhhhhh is indeed q FAAAAIL FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL FAIL ... * / Off * plus pseudofan so unfair that they could either make a hole in the Sam / Emily and Alice / Jasper ???!!, not WHYYYYYYYYYYYY bone?? I only asked for a time of 2 seconds cursiñoño not tell by q putting the adapter apparently he forgot that the vampire saga is it? between that and the lack of other uncataloged Cullen should certainly this movie as a vampire movie, because the vampires here were absent ¬ ¬. And also what q did hit me with Alice!, I spent an hour and a half waiting anxiously for the q moment Alice appeared, to take a break and break the boredom, but nothing appears and again Alicerelegate character q ornament by another scene I had to give more brilliance to Jabobo and their muscles do q ¬ ¬ and break out a half second for the appearance of Alice for q will ruin everything ... And as I said above, they cut a few (but redeemable) Alice good times talking about his family and Jasper was unforgivable ... Lulz
Tah ... here until I have my top 5 moments loleantes ...
5. The ridiculous scene of the plague motorcyclists, also illogical, and q is raised and advanced meters and meters and in q calls stop it that is in the same place where he climbed ??... PESIM continuity error, but it was very loleante see the plague motorcyclists jejeje tions between colleagues.
4. The views !!!!!!! poEdward ber not even be saved as a product of the plague hahahahahaha Pason ... for q not even imagine it removed Isabella's face and lipstick Asquith horrendous! nooo it was painful every time q q Edward appeared the ghost!
3. The scene of the cliff completita >.\u0026lt;... and tease me a lot when dragging megaolas appeared Jojojojo fever was great to see the Saranda and such, but the part q nearly drowned this super maaaaal made, looked at both leagues q kristen as Robert had his head out> ;. \u0026lt;nooo and the water turns from green to gray! q horrible! was a shame to take out to the Isabella q ¬ ¬, we have saved a lot if he really was drowning.
2. Granny's dream XDDDDDDDDDD ... jajajajajajajaja ... ajajajajjajajajajaja ... ok ... jajajajajaja ... * No words *
1. That is obviously the vision of Edward and Alice seeing the plague running through the meadow ... For q course, is ridiculous scenes and plenty in this film, but nothing like the "super vision" of seeing Alice Eduardo and sprinkled vampirita running dressed as well-behaved kids XDDD ... is q that scene was the most I've seen lolesco AÑOOOOOOOOOOOOOS ... ridiculous and corny to q but not only is tied to the fever dream of where we see a super Edward draculesco in TW, at specific moments as I laughed a few times I laugh at the movies, but no longer be ridiculous and badly done scenes (especially that of the vision that is worth the high foreignthousandth power !!)...
stripers
The Care Bears and wolves eteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerna appearance
qa I q I guess many like me, but hey, who knows me knows that I like the werewolves in this saga, q in a nutshell is absolutely nadaaaa
provided q dire seem a patched q story was originally a book and wanted to stretch like taffy, for qa ultimately their participation does not have the absolute most important in history and such, and good q new moon was supposed to film q is lucieran and bleh, just get a bunch of guys hottie baring chest for an hour and a half ¬¬... for my taste qa not find a single scene pass as relevant q ellyears, and really do not know if the parts were well adapted, for q blew many explanations, happily not even mentioned the aberration of the primers (and hopefully continue so folever q and fail in the next movie), and also took A big explanations on Sam and that is the alpha wolf and such should be jabobo q, q long they laid me parecio q focused on to teach and I took history, perhaps the persecution of Victoria, who invented the scene for a change q was the only frame gave him something to the movie was the most salvageable of wolves, the rest was to teach chest, toy, teaching the boxes, fighting, teach, and teach and teach ...
Jabobo x, que if the child inflated and could prove q if playing the role, yes, the protagonist of this movie is jabobo if, but were not on merit of the acting of Taycob super, but the script is entirely focused on to him, and q if focused on putting the movie naked tooooooda happy to have girls and I suppose q resulted hormone. but I seemed boring and tedious q toooooooodo time you devoted to Jacob, and was seen as annoying muuuuuuuuuuuy bothered to develop a relationship between him and the plague and passed Olympus the relationship between Edward and Bella, and again the I say, NO MERIT OF JACOB, on the contrary, I find a mistake in the script, for qa ultimately the main characters are Edward and Bella and Jacob onlythe odd q is primed for an egg from the plague, but preferred to develop a story that has no future and send to tap the main story, BRAVO ... (It is becoming clear that I did not like the movie?)
Human
were the q again give us a break in the tedium taaaaaaaanto emo! Fever, aunq are not as well as in tw, but still a lot better than being represented in the book, CHARLIE FTW, I love him so much and he was the only reason I can say q q is not so heavy I did eteeeeeeeeerna part without Cullen, were surprised some parts of Mike, but their part in the film was well understood and no doubt delude Jessica q after q pestebella had climbed on the bike ...
Volturi ... Vultori or whatever they call q is little I can say, Aro I like, but here is Michael Sheen q can take any character afloat for more makeup you put q, Marcus and Caius FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL ... feooooooooos they looked stuffy and when I saw Jamie Campbell almost had a stroke and could only think "WELL NOT TO PUT ON FOR GOD SAKEEE Grindelwald!" the poor child seemed fully performanceee Farinelli, and circus clowns Marcus seemed XD was the worst makeup after Edward no doubt, horror, and obviously with 2 dialogs q gave it one can not give you an idea of how a character and the same goes for Jane, her sister, Felix and the rest of the entourage, it looked cute Dakota despite qhis appearance was a character sharing suuuuuper highlight a few minutes ...
But the scene itself was frikeante, again outside my regret to the slaughter they did to Edward, and I mean not only the beating that put him in that scene, but the character in general, but in the scene Volturi removed the desire to do what they wanted the poor q was a shame to see that, I mean I feel bad for Robert, and no, I can not say q was a scene well made at all (and least when I remember after q the beating is the meadow scene cheesy lol) ... Volterra
The only part that I really liked the book ... THE ONLY! and ruined it completely, did not feel emotion, no love, nonervousness, or suffering, nadaaaaaaa osea NADA !!!!!!!, THE EPIC! moment of reunion was a terrible scene, so pessimistic, with a terribly Edward fuchi-faced makeup and bitch-faced pestebella Inquit, also ruin dialogues getting ridiculous and infuriating, where seriously for a moment seemed relieved to see the fever alive, oq Bella really love seeing him in truth, I have not been able to digest and it made all the blame on the director, qa we all know that exists between Robert and Kristen chemistry off camera, which squandered a
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Edward and Bella Kristen mounted this very paper, so obviously I dislike q XD, but like q as an actress in her twilight meet(I say not be so hard q), I despair a little after Edward left ... q eteeeeeernas laps during the months while they had seemed zombie! plague in the cafeteria (there is also the makeup CROSS q fatal saw the poor), but beyond that X, and yes, they looked better when he was with Jabobo when I was with Edward ¬¬...
and now Edward, or the imitation of emo vampire who wanted to do>. \u0026lt;For q if someone were massacred in this movie was Edward, and I Ruined by COMPLETOOOOO>. \u0026lt;, Truly understand that hate Robert the character, for q with the direction the result was painful, is q gave him pain all the time with funny faces, makeup HORRIPILANTEEEEEEEE (so shoot the makeup artist please!), and nor, did not look irresistible and as described in the book, looked sick, very very sick, and miserable, at no time was minimally comfortable or happy, and part of Volterra was penaaaa literally, so that there was a q moment Felix wanted to end his suffering, he also took all the pretentious and sexy, BEAUTIFUL ME AWAY THE QUOTE THAT TELLS THE PLAGUE IN YOUR ROOM (that's "before you my my life WAS like a moonless night blablabla ...")!!!! unforgivable, was indeed a horror what q did to my favorite character which I love and adore the TT and also poor Robert, q was not their fault, they said on q will play a vampire-faced emo sick and so did The error was not q director took the slightest interest in profiling correctamentand the character, and if in twilight Edward is a thousand times better, not perfect but if THOUSAND TIMES BETTER !!...
q And therefore I said above I find unforgivable what they did with the players, and that is that I can like a movie where the main couple massacre, for best picture effects and q have, for many monkeys around naked, and most of all, I can not believe such a snafu q do have a book so bad with the best moments moments q megaresaltados literalmete facts to spout ...
and yes, the icon and the banner is so fun as anything I literally q should give more laughter and sorrow of others anger XDDD q
XDDD And finally finished ... so I hope the tomato-q XDDD
